Mr. Sun
Sun
Mr. Golden Sun
Thanks for shinin' down on me!
Woke up to brilliant sunshine this morning, hence the somewhat random song above. It was the ideal day for getting started on our next project - renovations to the duck pen. You see, the ducks' pen is a little too small for them, especially since they're much bigger now than they were when they were ducklings. In the past few months, they've been drilling down the edges of their pond, bringing it closer and closer to the fencing. Now, it's so close that they hardly have any land to run around on! Gosh, they are so naughty.
We decided enough was enough - our little rubber duckies needed some more space to run around in. They're called Indian Runner ducks for a reason, after all.
So anyway, at about noon, I gathered up some tools and set off behind their pen. Behind the ducks' pen is a huge forest, so I figured that it would be the perfect place to fence off. I started trimming branches and twigs and such, and then didn't like the idea of wasps' or bees' nests out there in the forest, so I tried calling for Smudge. You see, I have a strong aversion to the creatures. Mostly wasps. Bees are nicer. Wasps are evil little demons. I swear, they're set out to kill you.
The whole time I was cutting and trimming, the ducks were quacking up a storm at me. Waffles would not shut her cakehole, no matter how many times I quacked back at her. Don't look at me like that. Ducks like it when you quack, okay?
Finally, I got so tired of trimming, and I felt a little guilty at killing all those plants. So I hauled the goats over on their lead lines - literally hauled, because Coko was being a stubborn nuisance - and bound them around some trees. This was only successful after much yanking and pulling on Coko's leash. He can't seem to quite grasp the physics of a leash. Anyway, after much exhaustion over tying him up to a tree so that he could pig out on the forest, I went to feed the ducks dandelions through the fence. After a few minutes, Onyx started maawing his sweet little maaw. I turned around...and, I'm sorry to say, freaked out when I saw Coko in a writhing heap in the undergrowth. I tried to stay calm as I attempted to rid him of his hog-tied mess, but it was no use. He looked like a turtle on its back, laying like that as he struggled to choke out a frightened maaw (the collar was pretty tight around his neck from the strain). So I frantically went in search of Mum. She came out and freed him quite easily. It wasn't the first time this has happened to him - he always seems to get himself caught up in his leash, the little rascal. Anyway, I guess the ducks had been very shaken by this unexpected event, because when we turned around, they were nowhere to be seen in their pen! I then went into their pen in search of them, and found that they were all huddled behind the Quack Inn'. Hiding. The poor things!
Whew. What a crazy day.